!!! CHILVARY IS DEAD !!!

They dont want a man, they want a fag (no offense)

Written by Million$ Of Power aka Jalil H. Rasheed

I will be 26 years old (damn I am getting up there) this coming Friday (March 18th) and considering getting older and my dating woes, I have come to the conclusion that CHILVARY IS DEAD! Why? Because it is got dammit (lol)! I have dated African-descendant American women, Caucasian women, Latina women and Mulatto women (why discriminate?) and it seems that none of the women I have dated even care to be flattered (not in the corny sense) and appreciated; it is as if the man is supposed to have no eloquence, etiquette or brain capacity at all. How could it seem so? Well... whenever I am purposely and actively being an asshole I am not only afforded the opportunity to be gratified physically (intercourse/oral sex recipient of course lol), but also TREATED, either to a date I do not have to contribute to other than my company or to a home cooked meal and etc. Now... whenever I am myself, 75% sweet (realistic), conversational, charming (I know I have a way with women), intuitive, respectful, courteous and considerate (I actually practice being a positive person) I get misled and/or disregarded after the fact - and THIS is what happens... OFTEN!!!

 RECENTLY, I went on a date with a woman (so I thought) that was under the impression that I was an idiot! At least I think so because that is the only thing that would make what happened during the date make sense. The date? Simple: dinner and a movie... Occasion? Getting to know one another... Where did I go wrong? MEETING HER BY CHANCE in the first damn place (lmao)! From the start of the  date to the end of the date she made it a point to say the dumbest shit ever; she actually stated that ''we will never do this again'' 6 times throughout the date and after the fact she stated that she only meant that as a joke. Also, she stated that she could not date someone who knew one of her exes, whether it be occasional association or close friendship. It was safe to assume that she wanted me to believe that was a joke as well. BITCH BE SERIOUS! That shit was a hint and according to Dating 101 (sarcasm) we are not supposed to ignore the signs! The irony was that she made such statements after most of my attempts to be considerate (asking her what she had a taste for or what movie would she like to see the most) and well mannered (opening doors, etc). 

I almost forgot, right before we parted ways that day (the date), we exchanged these words: girl, ''I have never been on a date where I went dutch before. It's not a problem considering this is our first date and we're just getting to know one another, but I don't have the kind of money to go dutch all the time! I won't ever do this again!'' Me, ''Well if you plan on never going dutch again, how do you plan on ever going on another date in the future? You don't ever expect to treat a man as you want to be treated?'' Girl, ''Who said that you and I were going to go on another date?'' Me, ''I was not talking about myself; we have both taken me out of consideration for any of your future experiences at this point. Right now, I am just passing time with questions.'' Girl, ''Well I haven't paid in the past and this time will be my last!'' Me, ''Yea, I bet! Well (ahh), see ya'!'' 


The funniest part about this story was that a day after the date she calls me and asks me why I had not been in touch and was it due to something she may have done or said during our date. The irony and audacity left me speechless... I fell out laughing.