They call me... GOOD GAME!

Dammit I said they call me GOOD GAME! Seriously, they call me this (lol)... and by they I mean maybe like 2 or 3 people? Feel free to spread that shit around though (smile).

Anyway, considering many facebook photo comments via friends photo albums and a lot of bs that I have overheard men say to women, it is clear that GOOD GAME is needed. Yea, (chuckle with just a hint of smurk) baby I say oh yea... I fucking ear hustle dude! ALRIGHT?! SO FUCKING WHAT MAN! :)

Sarcasm = I am joking (lmao)!

Seriously though, yes, I do think that a lot of what men say to women in hopes of gaining their contact is pretty corny and overdone, as well as pretty self-sabotaging and just plane ole weak - how soft are you bra? Cry baby ass motherfucker! Damn! You are damn near begging the girl just for some acknowledgment! I mean am I the asshole or does this crying and whining and telling females (hyping females up) to actually believe that they themselves are more than what they REALLY aspire to be actually work? Say what? I said say what now? It does NOT work? Hmmm... EXACTLY! Dumbass (smh - Rosanne voice)!

Moving forward, let me get to the point of this post. The reason you are reading this is because (1) you know damn well that I am a fool for even posting half the shit I say, yet you find it sincerely enjoyable to read and fathom (thank ya kindly) and (2) because you do not have shit to do right now other than get some game about yourself! So... with that said, I give your candy ass (The Rock voice)... THE 10 MACK COMMANDMENTS (at this point, Biggie plays in my background. I dont know about your background, but in my background? Its on and poppin! lol).

THE 10 MACK COMMANDMENTS: Men vs Dem Byinches :)
(narrated by Pimp Obama-Up-In-Ya-Mama)

1: Go to sleep on time my brother. Get yo ass a good nights rest, you hear me? See? Ya gots to be lemony fresh and energized in this mothafucka, aight? You will thank me in the morning... No, not literally, figuratively mothafucka, damn!

2: When you wake up, right? See... brush yo damn teeth! Yes, yo DAMN teeth (bank head bounce when you say damn)! Keep the breath fresh. Wash your face! Brush your hair and please, please make sure you wash your damn hands - yea I know you been hanging around them select few white people (no offense) who find it troublesome to make it to the sink and the soap, but damn all that, wash your damn hands!

3: Keep your family and business completed separated... wait... my bad, Biggie was into that bar right there, I got hype for like 2 seconds! Okay, but anyway, put on some nice clothes. Yes, they have to be clean and no the name brands do not matter - you already have a haircut and the newest of the newest iPhones and Air Jordans - that is all impressive enough!

4: Lick your lips... you know, like LL COOL J? Yes, do this 1,000 times! This will help yo ass look like a damn fool boy (hahaha), like I was serious, boy please! Anyway, relax! Make sure you leave the house with only one emotion and one expression... you need to personify that I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK attitude, but your demeanor has to be on that Denzel Washington level, you follow me?

5: Whether you are walking about or fast approaching in a car, take the time to observe the woman you are attracted to. Make time to hold conversation, no matter how brief or concise - planting seeds is not just for gardening, do you follow me?

6: If she is paying you more attention than you are paying her it can mean only 1 or 2 things, those being that either (1) she is not at all single, but she is in a relationship that is only satisfying because of monetary standards (security or expenditure) and you just fit her physical preference, so much so that you are eye candy (but that is it) or (2) she is not woman enough to make a move, but she definitely wants you to know that she is willing to be penetrated by your penis. Either way, what you can be positive of is that she is definitely attracted to you and she will at least let you speak, if nothing else. It is up to you to decide how you want her to reject you (which is what she plans to do) OR... you can simply spark conversation (plant seeds) and leave it open-ended and part ways, never asking for the number or any kind of contact (pseudo-rejection) and watch her damn near beg you to take her phone number down or facebook request. Either way, you are officially the mack at that point... my man!

7: If you notice that she knows you are paying her attention and you notice that she does not mind it, she will position herself in a way or area or give you a moment to entertain her with your approach. In which case you pretty much already have the number, you are really just telling her to give it to you again at this point. If she has a man, it does not matter (as you should have already discerned) so DO NOT EVER MENTION IT. Your objective is to do one thing and one thing only, get a point of contact and move forward and that is all... for now (he he).

8: Realize that getting a womans number only means one thing - it means, in her head, that you WILL and you HAVE TO listen to her BS, her DRAMA, her WOES, her STORIES, her BAGGAGE and last, but certainly not least, her RHETORIC! I repeat, getting a womans number only means one thing - it means, in her head, that you WILL and you HAVE TO listen to her BS, her DRAMA, her WOES, her STORIES, her BAGGAGE and last, but certainly not least, her RHETORIC! It does not mean that you will have sex with her, nor does it ensure any dates or outings or get togethers that lead to any sexual experiences. So, what do you do you ask? KEEP THE CONVERSATION SHORT! Talk about things that you know she is interested and give her just enough information about yourself and show her how much you are interested in her and then end the exchange - leave her wanting more! She will cave a lot sooner than she even realizes and that is when the invitations come into play. Sooner than later you will be in position (her place, her company) to seduce her, just like she wants you to, and when that happens, DONT FUCK IT UP! My students NEVER fail me, you got it? You blow her got damn back out or I will blow your got damn head OFF! ARE WE CLEAR?! Yes sir, yes sir got dammit!

9: Never sweat the puuuuusssssssssyyyyyyyyy.... eveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr... okay? Never sweat it! Sweat her, not her pussy. She will feel special and a woman who feels special will do almost anything you ask, ESPECIALLY when you dont even ask (that is the secret, dont tell anyone I told yo weak ass either). They enjoy catering when they feel special or appreciated, but by their standards, not yours - less is more my brother, remember that!

Note: Ahh bitch shut yo ass up, you know damn well Tyrone does nothing other than sexes you up and you treat him like a god, be quiet!

10: Uh... fuck them and leave them and then marry them later! No? Okay, well then see commandment #1...


THE 10 MACK COMMANDMENTS: Women vs ME :)
(narrated by Kim Kardashian)

1 - 10: OMGEEYAH... LIKE, QUIT BEING SUCH A BIYOTCH! MMMKAY?!

Seriously, that is all you women need to do to find, attract and secure a great man. She did *it* (below) and so can you!!! (pun intended)