10 Women That Make Men Say FUCK IT!

Are you a woman who wonders if you are the type of woman that pushes men away or are the type of woman that runs away from good men? Do you even care? Well considering that you are reading this, and the fact that you took the time to visit this here article/post, it is evident that at the very least you interested in what I have to say about the topic. That is more than enough for me to love you at this point (lol)! With that said, read thoroughly and let it all sink in; here are the TOP 10 WOMEN THAT MAKE MEN SAY “FUCK IT!” - these are their stories (Law & Order sound lol)!

01. LITTLE MS. NEEDY:
 
Classic Quotes: “Where you at? Are you coming back? Are you close? Are you/we still (mentions whatever has already been discussed and agreed upon as if she has reason to be confused)? Why don’t you want a relationship? Why don’t you want a relationship with me?”, she calls back repetitively and sends you unnecessary 9-1-1 text messages.

RESUME: Cries after the first date, talks about future plans on a blind date, falls in love from a kiss on the cheek, shares too much info about her pet that just died and she wants to move, have kids and get married by a certain deadline.

To all you Little Ms. Needy women out there, you will end up “having to” call/text your man at least 10+ times before he actually responds to you. Why? Because you have made yourself the nuisance of the millennium.

Its okay Nicki bay! You just be getting on my nerves sometimes! We good though! :P

His intentional delay in response time and your unnecessary, excessive attempts to contact him are both WARNING SIGNS (yes, for both of you). If he has become inclined to not even bother to take the 10 seconds it takes to reply to your text message or answer your initial calls (first 2) to at the very least say he’ll call/talk to you later on or something, 9 times out of 10 you are 89% irrelevant and that is irrelevant as hell right now (lol). Also, YOU and anyone else who calls someone they are involved with or simply knows 10+ times in a row for a non-emergency, YOU and those other Little Ms. Needy’s most definitely have issues.

02. DIVA: SELF-CENTERED & PROUD
 
Classic Quotes: “You lost your job? Damn bay... but how the hell are you going to help/take care of me now?” and “I miss you too bay and I want to see you too bay, but where you taking me? Oh you just wanted to chill bay? Well let me call you later.”

RESUME: Usually comes around with food and offers nothing, considers the kid she had with a man with money “hers” and/or her kid with a man who is trying or a total dead beat “leverage” (either way, she will be sure to involve the courts).

To all you Diva women out there, you will end up noticing that he never initiates any form of date night. It is true that some men are not as creative/romantic as others, but if ya man never even bothers (!) or never says anything similar to, “Hey love, I missed you today. Can I see you tonight” or “What’s your day looking like? I’m trying to see you” then realize that he’s not MAKING TIME for YOU in HIS life. At this point, he could care less if you are spinning him like a top with all of your curve balls and if you are inviting yourself to his schedule, understand that you just pushed him away even further.

03. ROUGH & TOUGH
 
Classic Quotes: “Motherfucker who you: think you are? think you are talking to? looking at?”…and all that shit that Dee-Bo or Charlamagne The God talks (those are men, but yes, I am still talking about women).

RESUME: Feels it necessary to embarrass you anywhere at any time for any reason – even in the presence of your peers, coworkers (especially superiors), friends and family. Ironically, this type of woman would never talk this much shit to another woman - a woman can simply knock her ass out without repercussion/guilt.

To all you Rough and Tough women out there, you will end up getting your feelings CRUSHED! I call such moments ETHER. One day will come when you are with a man and things may be on the rocks, and it may be due to both of your lacking of effort, but you will feel as though it is either mostly your fault or that you can fix it. Either way, whatever “GRAND SCHEME” or “GRAND STAND” you plan will indeed fall flat.

Am I? Yup! I am salty as hell right now! 
WHERE IS HE?!!!

In this scenario you will have decided to make a major gesture (so unlike what you have subjected him to) in hopes of showing him that he should have no doubts about the quality and meaningfulness of the relationship. You will probably carefully plan an evening that consists of all of his favorite things to do and things to eat, watch etc. You may even treat him to a night of passionate and catering sex and free time to himself or to go out and hang with his closes associates. You have thought to have given him all of the things he loves (including you) and all of that shit will be quietly received with more indifference or negative attitude than with gratitude. You will get a “Yea, it was alright, I appreciate it though...” or a “Thanks, but we gotta talk...”  instead of the heartfelt “I love you baby; I truly do love you. You made me so happy, for us and our future together. Thanks babe, this means everything to me...” that you’d wished for.

04. CRAZY ASS SLORE

Classic Quotes: “Who the hell is Tyrabanksshoweishalontayvanondrianica Mary Claxton and why did she post “Hey! Thanks for accepting my request new friend! :P” on your FaceBook wall at 5:55 in the damn morning?! Well?! Who is THAT bitch?!”

RESUME: She actually watched Tyrabanksshoweishalontayvanondrianica Mary Claxton while she posted those words on your facebook wall because (unbeknownst to you and prior to you and your new friend ever even being in contact at all, mind you you have JUST been made aware of her existence) your girlfriend had already stalked, harassed and STAKED OUT HER APT!

To all you Crazy Ass SLORES out there, in the end, his phone will become way more interesting than you. It will be that no matter what you say or do, you are and will never be more interesting than juvenile or convenient text messages from whoever (his boys, social network notifications, work emails or sexually frustrated bitches who nag, but got big ass titties and juicy asses so he has considered fucking them as soon as you two break it off). You may begin to think like damn, is he really not that into you? The fact of the matter is that you have nagged and nagged and nagged so much so that he has blocked out your entire existence. Interacting with you has become a motion, something he can do without thinking about it, like walking or seeing, etc. I am pretty sure there’s an app for this though, something called “Remember Her? Yea, Well, SHE IS STILL RIGHT THERE! Yea (lmao)”.

The worst part about this situation will be when you notice how he’s always too too busy to answer your calls or respond to your text messages, but whenever you two are with one another his phone is his PRIORITY. Awe, that is so sad. Poor slore… :-)

He will never get it. Ugh!

05. GREEDY ASSHOLE or INCONSIDERATE BASTARD
 
Classic Quote: “Damn boo! I know these are not the Jimmy Chu heels that I wanted? Awe thank you baby! I love... Wait... Um... Oh okay, I see... see baby, you should know that the color of my contacts of choice are Mahogany. I can never wear these heels baby! Okay? I know they are my favorite color (black), but they just... don’t... do it for me love, that's all. Nice try though! Maybe next time babe.”
 

RESUME: She will sell YOUR soul if it means that she gets a designer bag and 101 new pairs of shoes made out of the 101 Dalmatians or any and everything you do, say and think is just not up to par, EVER!!!

To all you Greedy Assholes or Inconsiderate BASTARD ass women out there, do not complain or inquire about anything when he never goes out of his way to do anything for you, again or ever. He practically broke his back trying to get you “something great” that he knew you would love, but your hamster brain ass offered dismissal of the gift and the effort and to make it worse, you were hard pressed to scoot your little punk ass all the way over to the other side of the couch/bed/room/etc just cause. Can a motherfucker get some damn RECIPROCATION out this bitch? Sheesh (haha)!

06. BARBIE: DENSE
 
Classic Quote: “Hey boo, I missed you these past 21 days boo! Did you miss me too? Seems like 21 days since we talked; doesn’t it boo?! Doesn’t it feel like that?!” or “Hi!” <-- You respond to the hi with hey, hello or whats up and she never replies back and that is the last time you two talk AT ALL in a week.

RESUME: Dumb as fuck!

To all you dense Barbies out there, you do not even realize that you know very little about his life outside of you or how you treat him. Ironically, you EXPECT to have met his entire family, his most important exes and his best friend from 2nd grade, even though you wouldn’t even be able to tell any one of those people where he and his boys kick it or what kind of relationship he has with his co-workers/boss or even where he works, let alone his middle name or zodiac sign. 

If it begins to feel as though you’re some kind of secret in his life it is because YOUR DUMB ASS IS A SECRET! Consider yourself in-house pussy or emergency pussy - nothing more. Are you not aware of the fact that he bounces asap as soon as the sex-capades stop? After you two have finished butt naked wrestling, he’s always headed out and dipping off in his car (or has timed it perfectly to where his bus will be arriving shortly) back to some house you’ve never seen the inside of and do not know if it is even where he resides. Signs? Maybe?

Never forget that when we (anyone) are becoming an important part of someones life, at some point, we would be gradually introduced to the other important parts of that someones life.

Wouldn’t shut up long enough to see the semi approaching!

07. MADAM T.M.D.I. (too much damn information and too much dramatic information)
 
Classic Quote: “Why did she say that Jeremy and Christopher were upset? I was like, how do you know? You know? And then she got all mad at me for speaking my mind, isn’t that crazy?! People right?!” or “Baby?! Come here! Just come here, dang, ugh. Look at this 10 second video on YouTube of a babies facial expression... isn’t this a crucial reason to expect you to respond to my every beckoned call? I know right?!”

RESUME: She has no fucking idea of when to just sit her ass back and shut the hell up; no damn clue of when to end a story; can’t take a hint for shit; thinks that most times she’s being laughed with and NOT laughed at.

To all you Madam T.M.D.I.’s out there, just simply make some real friends, apply yourself and your job and excel and secure some promotions and come home and eat and lay down or watch television and just... please... SHUT... THEE FUCK... UP!!!! Damn... (shaking my head).

08. LADY UNFAITHFUL
 
Classic Quote: “But... but... BUT YOU WEREN’T THERE WHEN I NEEDED YOU!”

RESUME: Will fuck your best friend, has fucked your best friend (in your bed), is fucking your best friend (in your bed right now) and they have ANOTHER BABY on the way. Oh! What? You thought that baby was yours?! HAHAHAHAHA Please!

To all you Lady Unfaithful's out there, no one owes you anything and you should not and can not honestly expect (1) any man to care to believe that you cheating on him is his problem and (2) that your actions and self-righteous attitude is valid and deserves his vindication. YOU COULD NEVER BE SERIOUS or taken seriously, EVER!

Man: I came over for this? Woman: Why am I playing?

09. MARY PRUDENCE


Classic Quote: “I am a virgin and I want to wait until marriage...” or “I am conveniently vowing to act as if there is a such thing as RE-VIRGINITY and I am determined to REFUSE SEX, but only from guys that are nice enough to honor celibacy with respect. Now, if a handsome chunk of man meat comes along or from my past, only then will I allow him to penetrate all of my orifices and digest every fluid his body releases. It will only be a one time thing though; I have to keep up my facade of course.”

RESUME: All of her problems with men stem from men and their problems.

To all you Mary Prudence types, BITCH PLEASE! And if you are indeed a virgin and you intend on saving your self for so called Holy Moley Matrimony then why the hell do you continue to put yourself in tempting situations? You have no experience with the act of sex, yet you sure do exhibit a well rehearsed and prepared method of teasing a man to the point of no return. Horrible things can happen in those types of scenarios and if you are definitely a virgin you will regret showcasing that deviant character and naivety.

Quit being fast young girls!

Bitch? Those are ones! Cut it out!

10. OLE TRIFLING BITCH & GOLD DIGGER

Classic Quote: “Hell no! I am not letting you cum in me anymore until you can make some more fucking money! I have 12 and a half kids, 2 ex-con babies fathers to send commissary to and all these fucking bills? I have 3 jobs? Yea, so? I inherited billions? Johnny... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU AND I SIR?” or Ms. Andraya M. Howard - she is the epitome of what it is to be a trifling ass bitch. Maybe now she has changed and if so, good for her and especially her son, but considering her history, she is definitely a prime example to use as emphasis of my point. Here is her story:


Various online gossip sources - “While video model Draya Michele (real name: Andraya M. Howard) was out partying and hitting up basketball games with Chris Brown, apparently her 7-year-old son was at home ALONE eating microwave dinners in a filthy apartment. Fast forward to almost one year later, and now Draya has been arrested on a charge of endangering the welfare of the child, and not only that, but the government took the child away from her (FINALLY)!”

Full story: “A 7-year-old Wyomissing, PA boy was coming home from school to an empty apartment and spending nights alone while his mother worked in Philadelphia, borough police said Friday. The boy told police that he would get off the bus most days and wait for someone to leave or enter the gated parking garage under the apartment complex in the 100 block of North Park Road so he could get into the building, police said. His mother, Andraya M. Howard, 25, would leave the apartment door unlocked and microwave dinners in the freezer for him, they said.”
“Police arrested Howard at the apartment Thursday night on a charge of endangering the welfare of a child. She remained free on $25,000 bail after arraignment before District Judge Ann L. Young in Reading Central Court.”

“According to court records: A policeman found the boy alone in a disheveled apartment on Dec. 16 about 2 a.m. after the boy called 9-1-1 and told dispatchers he was home alone. He told Patrolman Kevin M. Quinter that he called his mother’s cell phone about 20 times to find out where she was. He last spoke to her when he called her after getting off the bus. She said she was at a tanning salon and would be home soon (looking ass bitch).”

“The apartment looked like it had been ransacked, with women’s undergarments scattered throughout the living room. A small dog was in a cage, and dog feces and dog urine were in several places in the apartment. While Quinter talked to the boy, the youth got a TV dinner from the freezer, stood on the counter and put it into the microwave.”
“Police called the boy’s grandmother, who took him home. She said she had been watching her grandson while Howard went to her job overnight in Philadelphia, but she had not been baby-sitting the boy for a few months. Howard, who said she worked as a model, returned home about 8:45 a.m. and police told her that her son was in the care of the county Children and Youth Services while they investigated.”

“Police did not know the status of the child Friday. They charged Howard on Dec. 30, but did not immediately arrest her because she agreed to surrender to sheriff’s deputies. When she didn’t, police went to the apartment and arrested her.”

RESUME : Call her Wonderless Woman because it is no secret that she is obviously a combination of all the other women listed herein:

Little Ms. Needy

 Diva: Self-Centered & Proud

Rough & Tough

 Crazy Ass SLORE

Greedy Asshole or Inconsiderate BASTARD

Barbie: Dense 

Madam T.M.D.I.

(too much damn information and too much dramatic information)

Lady Unfaithful 
Mary Prudence 

Ole Trifling Bitch & Gold Digger

 
To all you Ole Trifling Ass Bitches, again, BITCH... PLEASE!

This post is directed to all those and all that applies; feel however you like; judge however you need to; but if nothing else, COMMENT!!!!! Link below and thanks for reading.