BREAK THE CYCLE: !!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!! Pt/5

Dr. King died so scorpions could crawl on our heads?

<<< You guessed it! Yup! That's it! Now say it with me... HE COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! Snail earrings? Forget eyebrows, he got his HIGH BROWS DONE? Okay. Effeminate mustache and soul patch under the lip? Really? Okay. Flowers? Realistic, but what is with the seemingly pedophile-esk wrapping? Anyone want to comment on that? No? Okay. How about the not quite throwback jersey? Anyone. No? That is cool, but I know you want to speak on his lashes being, shall I say, um, touched up? You do not have a comment for that either huh? Hmm. Okay! What about that damn MATTED ASS SCORPION crawling on his scalp?

Now I have heard of a bald fade, but I have never and I better not ever hear or witness any customer of any hairstylist or barber requesting the BALD SCORPION! LMFAO!

@Alan T was going H.A.M. bruh bruh! For real doe like doe bruh! He sounds like Charles Hamilton doing an impression of LiL Fizz (rapper from B2Gay) doing an impression of Jimmy (not Drake, but the guy Drake played on Degrassi), but he went in doe! LMFAO!

Again, and I can not stress this enough, this (all of the above) is what is meant when I say that it is evident that you have CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth!

I am a fan of Drakes music, but he is still U.G.L.Y. for this corny ass Degrassi rap! LOL

This (Alan T and BALD SCORPION) is another reason why we should all consider REALITY (fuck whoever the flowers are for, what occasion are you dressed for? lol) when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (bald scorpion though?), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracting U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (Alan? Come on! Who wrote that BS for you man, you niece? lol). SMH

Moving on, here are some more U.G.L.Y. ass, ole simple minded ass dirt bags: lol

Of course this is a skit, but dudes who repeatedly say no homo are just as ridiculous! If you are homosexual, just be homosexual. There is no shame in being true to who you are and feeling like you have to say no homo is a clear indication that you have had some homoerotic experiences or you are at least thinking about having some (I am currently rocking the bitter beer face lol).

Notice the drool! Yes, this is the exact face I made while writing that last paragraph! lol

Now, I myself am a Hip Hop fan and I actually make music myself (write, record and perform), but uh, wtf is up with my dude Beanie Sigel? I am a big fan of his music and I have followed his entire career - I even felt him when he was aiming shots at Jay-Z (I did not choose sides though). At any rate, if you havent seen Beanie Sigels pause moment of the decade (smh), check out this video and you tell me, is Beans on ex or what? LMFAO!

Yes, this is a parody, but we all see the earliest portion of the video featuring the original video of Beans and Peedi Crack. What is your opinion at this point in time? LOL

You can read: enough said! LMFAO

RACISM: Outside of being U.G.L.Y. as hell, racism is the most ridiculous shit ever! LOL It is hilarious though and for you people that do not allow yourselves to relate to how it feels to be treated as if you are nothing more than what you see sensationalize via media or glorified in pop culture, these are for you! ENJOY MOTHERF#@%&$!

A racist situation Eric can't understand, but he does know what to do about it...

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Another racist situation Eric can't understand, but he does know what to do about it...

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One more racist situation Eric can't understand, but he does know what to do about it...

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HERE IS ONE MORE VIDEO THAT I AM SURE YOU WILL ENJOY! HE U.G.L.Y. HAHA