^^^ COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! You commit to attempting to rob a convenient store (or any place for that matter) just to be HOED OUT by some random, fearless (courageous?) bystander/customer?! See? This is what is meant when I say that it is evident that your dumb ass CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth! - Million$ Of Power coined the phrase, yes!

This is another reason why we should all consider REALITY (you had a gun and the bitch in you still came out) when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (imagine if this turned into a scene from Taken or Bourne Identity lol), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracting U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (which has been made obvious by the fact that as soon as you realized you were not a gangster someone showed you what being a gangster really is). SMH

Moving on, here are some U.G.L.Y. ass, broke ass, simple minded hoes: lol :)

Note: Dude (interviewer) is obviously a bit corny, but his sarcasm is hilarious! All in all, these females are seemingly living in an efficiency (I would hope they were not all sleeping on the floor of a 1 bdrm apt) and talking about what a man has to HAVE? Are they serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS?! LMFAO!

CHRIS BROWN aka Chris Shady (will the real Chris Shady please stand up! lol):

If a guy sends a naked picture to a woman, so be it, but did I hear right? Did BIG BOY say that HE SAW THE PICTURE? Hmm! O_o That twilight theme music is playing in my background all of a sudden (lol). Further more, what the hell is with the blonde hair? Is he planning on becoming the new SISQO (smh)?

Sisqo who? Come on now you guys! You do remember this bullshit right? Right?!

Thighs like wuh wuh wuh. I think Ill sing it again lookin ass ninja! HaHaHa


No! NOT YEEZY! Sisqo taught you... Sisqo taught you well! LMFAO!

THIS IS A COMEDY SKIT, BUT THEY ARE STILL U.G.L.Y. AS HELL! LOL :)

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Click The Pic - Remember When...? lol

AMBER ROSE! She is probably perfect, considering her physical beauty (where are the flaws?), but I really do not understand someone acting as if they have worked hard to get to where they are. There is nothing wrong with choosing to allow industry and entertainment mediums to exploit you and or your brand name for mutual benefit; if that is your choice, so be it. I mean really, who the hell wants to be a broke ass mufucka?! NOT ME! I will say that admittedly if there were opportunities made readily available to people such as myself that I could take advantage of, I would be the first or one of the first to take advantage of said opportunities - if doing so does not compromise my values that is.

Click The Pic - Reality Check Time! lol

At any rate, Amber Rose, as big as her name has become and as popular as her brand has become, what else has she done other than exploit second hand fame to become mainstream? Had it not been for Kanye West she may have never even became relevant, let alone famous. The fame is what has been the vehicle driving her past and most recent successes, yet in no way, shape or form has she ever paid tribute to or paid homage to Kanye West for it - why not? Kim Kardashian is another woman has done the same as Amber Rose and she has never paid homage either. She did not gain any media attention and her name did not ring any bells until we all found out that she fucked Ray J; finding out that Brandys little brother had produced a sex tape was the story that made the hell lines - Kims name was irrelevant until the resulting drama ensued. You know, the blame game that Kim wanted to play via Oprah, Tyra, Ellen, etc. And I ask AGAIN, what else has she done other than exploit second hand fame to become mainstream? Key word is BECOME, meaning tell me about what she was doing BEFORE she BECAME famous to actually BECOME famous, anything? EXACTLY!

So, for biting the hand that fed them, Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian, although physically beautiful women (I do not know if they are negative people or not), are both U.G.L.Y. (lol) and they too COULDN'T BE SERIOUS (lmao)!

So Amber, what you are saying is that by being with you he was worse off? Hmmm. I mean you still find and I wanna blow your mind (lol), but um, you are definitely skep!